20 apr.
Dacă nu-ţi iese chitanţa la benzinărie
Nimeni n-ar vrea un plin fără să plătească 
Lucian Velea
17 apr.
Geraniums
„Sorry, we don’t have potted geraniums,” the clerk said, and then added helpfully. „Could you use African violets?”
„No,” replied Ed sadly. „It was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone.”
