G-Spot
Bill and Doug were having a drink at the bar and Bill says, "I found my wife's G-spot". Doug says, "Oh yeah?" Bill replies, "Yep - my neighbor had it."
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Green Vegetable
A gentile once wandered into a restaurant and ordered roast chicken. It arrived complete with potatoes and a few sundries, and the diner looked at it without much favor. He said to the waiter, "Don't I get a …
Good When Wet
Nina kind of liked Bob, the bartender down at the shore and was flirting with him for a couple of days. She ordered a drink and was going to pay for it, and she said jokingly, "This money …
New Bra
A scientist in Australia has invented a bra, which offers more support and prevents a woman's breasts from bouncing up and down. After announcing his invention, the scientist was taken outside and beaten by a large group of …
Chasing the Truck
As a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing. Immediately, the drunk starts chasing the engine, running as fast as he can until eventually he …
Blonde Flying the Plane
A blonde is on board a small two-seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" she screams. Ground control receives her call …
Wrong Number
A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang "Happy Birthday" to him. But when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number. "Don't let …
Behind the Church
The preacher got up in church one Sunday morning and told the congregation, "Brothers and sisters, we are going to have to do something about people parking behind the church at night. I was out there this morning …
Blind Date
A guy gets set up on a blind date and he takes her out for dinner to a very expensive restaurant to make a good impression. The waiter approaches the table and asks to take their order. The …
Looking Better
Over a pleasant evening meal, Bill, John, and Doug were discussing going to the gym and the various effects of working out. Doug said that it was possible to get "pectoral inserts" for the "reasonable" cost of $6000. …
LA Shopping
When visiting her family in Los Angeles, a woman decided to explore a trendy shopping area. After window-shopping, she entered a store with unique table displays. Each table was laid out with distinctive linen, fine china, silver and …
Parking Space
While walking through a parking lot, a man tripped and fell flat on his face. As he was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?" "No, I'm fine," he said, touched by …
Gladden Seven Hearts
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends and says with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend. "How did you do that?" The rabbi strokes his beard and replies, …
Birth Control Pills
For the "Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology," researchers spent a considerable amount of research funds and claim to have found that birth control pills give women's voices a more pleasant sound. Of course any idiot could have told …
Wing Commander
Jim always loved fast cars. Taking advantage of the empty roads one morning, he accelerated down a wide-open stretch. Unfortunately, a young police officer was waiting at the other end, and Dad was flagged down. He greeted the …
Praying with the Sick
A young boy called the pastor of a local "corner" church to ask the pastor to come by to pray for his mother who had been very ill with the flu. The pastor knew the family and was …
Mother’s Visit
Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband. "Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitation to come and stay, as we …
Cat’s Name
"Hey that's a nice cat you got. What’s its name?" "The cat's name is Ow." "That's a funny name for a cat; how did he get his name?" "The cat named himself." "Dont be silly, cats can't talk." …
Cheese Choice
Sean stopped by a sandwich shop one afternoon and placed his order with the girl at the counter. She rattled off a list of condiments, but he stopped her when she asked if he wanted white cheese or …
Women’s Intuition
Also known as 'women's intuition,' this sixth sense thing is no myth. Women seem to know what's going on in their man's lives almost better than they do. Why is this? Researchers discovered that women have more connections …