15 feb.

Carats

Two cuties were comparing notes concerning their latest boyfriends.

The first said, „He took me to his condo in Ocean City and showed me all these expensive jewels. There was an emerald-cut diamond of at least five carats, a tennis bracelet of six carats, and even a wrist watch with eleven carats.”

„Impressive.” said the second young thing.

„Well… yes.” the first agreed. „But the downside was that with all those carats, he expected me to behave like a rabbit.”

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