13 oct.
Game Warden
Voice on the phone: Is this the game warden?
Game warden: Yes, it is.
Voice: Thank goodness, I have the right person at last. Would you please give me some suggestions for a child’s birthday party?
Arhiva categoriei 'Jokes'
06 oct.
Shakespeare
The college football player knew his way around the locker room better than he did the library, so when the librarian saw the gridiron star roaming the stacks looking confused, she asked how she could help.
„I have to read a play by Shakespeare,” he said.
„Which one?” she asked.
He scanned the shelves and answered, „William.”
22 sept.
Feminine Side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good time and ends up at a gay bar. There he meets an attractive young man named Johnny who he talks to all evening. When the night comes to an end Johnny invites him over to his place.
They get in Johnny’s car, a pink stretch Cadillac, and proceed to leave the parking lot. Yet Bob is quite concerned when Johnny repeatedly smashes into parked cars as they are leaving the lot. Once they reach Johnny’s place, again Johnny looks around and proceeds to smash into parked cars as he’s parking his.
As they got out of the car Johnny asked, „So Bob, do you like my feminine side?”
15 sept.
Late to Class
Teacher: Why are you late to class?
Student: Because of a road sign, I have to pass on the way!
Teacher: And what has the sign got to do with it?
Student: It says, „School ahead, go slow.”
08 sept.
Suite 16
A very young couple exhibiting signs of extreme nervousness, timidly approached the check-in desk of a large Manhattan hotel.
„Good evening, sir,” said the official behind the desk, favoring the young man with a perceptive wink. „Suite 16?”
„Oh, no!” the young man responded quickly. „She’s eighteen.”
01 sept.
Boater Gift
While at a marine-supply store stocking up on equipment for his boat, Jim also purchased an inflatable life preserver. „It was my wife’s idea,” he explained to the grizzled salesman at the counter. „She’s buying it for me as a gift.”
„Lucky you,” the salesman said as he started to write up the order. „My wife got me a length of chain and a cement block.”