Automat
On his first day in America, the new immigrant went straight to the Automat, where he was seen feeding one nickel after another into the cherry pie slot. "Are you crazy?" his cousin asked him. "You already have …
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Decisions
John met a man who had been married for 66 years. "Amazing! 66 years!" John said. "What's the secret to such a long, happy marriage?" "Well," the old man replied, "It's like this. The man makes all the …
Lost Boots
There was a little boy in Kindergarten. He cried, so the teacher asked him what was wrong. He sobbed, "I can't find my boots." The teacher looked around the classroom and saw a pair of boots, "Are these …
No money
After traveling a few blocks, a large breasted lady realized she had no money and immediately informed the taxi driver. "You'd better stop. I can't pay you and it's ten dollars already," she said. The driver checked her …
What’s Her Name?
A guy was invited to an old friends' home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The guy was impressed since he knew …