Lucian Velea

17 iul.

Eleşteu periculos

Pe căldurile astea… :))

16 iul.

Covoraş primitor

Şi indiscret :))

13 iul.

Blonde Flying the Plane

A blonde is on board a small two-seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. „Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!” she screams.

Ground control receives her call for help and answers back: „Don’t worry, madam. I’ll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position.”

„I’m 5″2′ and sitting in the front.”

13 iul.

Porţie dietetică

Nu-i pentru zgârciţi :))

12 iul.

Fructe fericite

E un noroc dacă nu are şi reţeta atâtea greşeli :)

11 iul.

Telefon public

E zgomot pe linie :D

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