10 iun.

Don’t Tell Mom

After years of hard work, Joe took his first vacation on a luxury cruise ship. In a deck chair, he recognized a former high school classmate, a long-lost friend from his old hometown.

He crossed the deck, seized the fellow’s hand and said: „Hello, Pete. I haven’t seen you in years. What are you doing these days?”

„I’m practicing law,” whispered Pete. „But don’t tell mom. She thinks I’m still a pimp.”

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