Lucian Velea
Showgirl Dream
Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row." Psychiatrist: "Hold it, …
Strigat
Dacă vrei să cumperi, poţi scoate orice chiote şi orice greşeli gramaticale :)
burnt, burned
Unele cutii de culori au peste o sută de creioane colorate, printre ele aflându-se misterioasele nuanţe "lut roşu ars" şi "sienna arsă". Aceste nuanţe provoacă nedumerire pe continentul nord-american, nu doar pentru că multe persoane nu ştiu ce …
Salon de înfrumuseţare a pantofilor
Nici cizmarii nu mai sunt ce au fost :)
Baby Stork
Two storks are sitting in their nest - a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying so the father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only …
Paratrooper
Just before a soldier made his first parachute jump, his sergeant reminded him, “Count to ten and pull the first rip cord. If it snarls, pull the second rip cord for the auxiliary chute. After you land, our …