Lucian Velea
Publishing Sermons
The shabbes service finishes and the congregation is invited to a kiddush in the shul hall. During the kiddush, Morris goes over to Rabbi Bloom, shakes his hand and says, "Rabbi, you gave a good sermon today - …
Ciugulitorii de cireşe
Altfel ar fi avut şi omu' bani de un dicţionar ortografic :)
Blind Date
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave …
Pentru că trebuia să scrie ceva pe zid
Nici că se putea spune mai bine :))
Nebunii cer respect
Totuşi, n-au citit suficiente cursuri de limba engleză :)
Speeches
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!" Confused, the father asks what's wrong. …
Pescuitul interzis
Nu mai poate omu' să agaţe nimic la iarbă verde :))