Pass the Hat
A hat was passed around a church congregation to take up an offering for the visiting minister. Presently it was returned to him... embarrassingly empty. Slowly the parson inverted the hat and shook it meaningfully. Then raising his …
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Lucian Velea
Do the Dishes
Several women were visiting elderly Mrs. Diamond who was very ill. After a while, they rose to leave and told her, "Esther, we will keep you in our prayers." "Just wash the dishes in the kitchen," the ailing …
Funny Hat
A short and very obese woman bought a new hat that featured a flaming red flower on a six-inch stem... One of her friends finally mustered up enough courage to suggest that the hat was not becoming to …
Overactive Fork
"Now, what are you planning to do about that excess weight you're carrying around?" the doctor asked the patient. "I just can't seem to lose the weight," the patient said. "Must be an overactive thyroid." "The tests show …
