04 iul.
Aligatori
Atenţie, oamenii sunt periculoşi! 
Lucian Velea
29 iun.
Behind the Church
The preacher got up in church one Sunday morning and told the congregation, „Brothers and sisters, we are going to have to do something about people parking behind the church at night. I was out there this morning and there are enough beer cans out there to build a car.”
One of the old sisters stood up and said, „Amen brother and enough rubbers to put tires on it.”
