Lucian Velea
Looking Her Best
The pretty blonde cashier at the Giant Grocery Store told her manager she needed some time off to rest-up because she wasn't looking her best. "Nonsense!" he said, "You look fine!" "No way!!!" replied the blonde. "The men …
Bere gratis
Adevărul e doar pentru cei care au răbdare să citească până la sfârşit :))
Repairing the Fence
The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing nearby for a long while. The priest asks him: "Do you want to speak with me, my son?" "No, I'm just waiting." "Waiting for what?" "Waiting to …
Fără glume
Azi facem gluma cu lansatorul de rachete sau pe aia când intrăm cu tancul în magazin? :D
Reservations
Enjoying her vacation in Hawaii, Lisa called a cafe to make reservations for 7 PM. Checking her book, the cheery hostess said, "I'm sorry, but all we have is 6:45. Would you like that?" "That's fine," Lisa said. …
Anything You Want
A man comes home from work and is greeted by his wife dressed in a sexy little nightie. "Tie me up," she purrs, "and you can do anything you want." So he ties her up and goes out …