Lucian Velea

01 apr.

Old Boxer

A cop walking his usual beat sees an old man pulling a box on a leash, down a busy street. „Poor man,” the cop thinks to himself. „I’d better go humor him.”

„That’ a nice dog you got there,” says the cop to the old man.

„It isn’t a dog, it’s a box,” replies the old man.

„Oh, I’m sorry,” says the policeman, „I thought you were simple-minded.”

The old man walks past the cop, then turns to his box, and says, „We sure fooled him that time, didn’t we, Rover?”

01 apr.

Ultimul străjer al capitalei

Dormiţi în pace! :D

strajer

31 mart.

Păsări sălbatice

Nişte bestii :))

birds

30 mart.

Varză multinaţională

Încearcă să-i piardă capra urma :)

varza

29 mart.

Corecţii automate

„Inamicul” e criminal :))

enema

28 mart.

Vedeta curăţeniei

Un fel de Bruce Springsteen :))

Spruce Springclean

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