Lucian Velea

15 apr.

Funny Hat

A short and very obese woman bought a new hat that featured a flaming red flower on a six-inch stem…
One of her friends finally mustered up enough courage to suggest that the hat was not becoming to her.

„Heavens, I know that,” replied the woman cheerily, „but when I meet people on the street, I’d rather have them say, ‘Look at that funny hat,’ than ‘Look at that funny fat woman.'”

15 apr.

Nu-i Wi-Fi

Ce vremuri! :))

Wi-Fi

14 apr.

Trataţie

Pentru acnee merge bine o vodkă :)

treat

13 apr.

Mobilier de calitate

Măcar sunt originali :))

pate

12 apr.

Meniu occidental

Microfoanele sunt proaspete? :))

Western main course

11 apr.

Fumatul interzis

Cea mai vizibilă lege :)

no smoking

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