11 nov.
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while a beggar came up to her and said, „Hello luv, how’s about us going for a walk together?”
„How dare you,” said the woman, „I’m not one of your cheap pickups!”
„Well then,” said the beggar, „what are you doing in my bed?”
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09 nov.
Parcă nu arătau aşa gladiatorii 

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08 nov.
OK, da’ unde-s? 

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07 nov.
Decât dacă vrei să slăbeşti 

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