A father asked his 8-year-old son just what he thought he did to earn a weekly allowance.

“Well, for one thing,” replied the lad, “I keep your wife occupied all day.”

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John: I met my wife at a dance.
Hector: How romantic! What was the first thing you said to her?
John: „I thought you were at home with our kids!”

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Telephone rings at night…

Husband: – If it is for me, then say that I am not at home.
Wife answers: – He is at home.
Husband: – What the hell???
Wife: – It was for me.