The wife had a birthday and her husband wanted to know what she desired. She said she’d like to have a Jaguar. He didn’t think it was best for her.

But, she begged and begged until he gave in and got her one.

It ate her.

„I would like so much to buy a small cottage in the country and spend the rest of my life there with the woman I love.”

„And why don’t you do it?”

„My wife is against it.”

Relaţiile dintre membrii familiei

Exemple uzuale

A man was being proselytized by group of friends. „Come join our study group. We want to discuss mankind’s relationship to God.”

„I’m married, I learned long ago that my opinions don’t matter.”

„But, when you die, will you go to heaven or to hell?”

„Wherever my wife tells me to.”

„Darling,” said the affectionate husband, „I’ve insured myself for $1,000,000. If anything happens to me you will be provided for.”

„Good,” said his loving wife, „Now you won’t have to call the doctor every time you feel sick.”