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G-Spot
Bill and Doug were having a drink at the bar and Bill says, "I found my wife's G-spot". Doug says, "Oh yeah?" Bill replies, "Yep - my neighbor had it."
Husband Coming Home
A husband had just arrived home from a six-month tour of duty. The husband closed the front door and immediately he and his wife were furiously making love upstairs when, suddenly, the wind slammed a door shut somewhere …
Keep Husband in Line
The weeping wife poured out her heart to the eminent marriage counselor. "Isn't there some way -without turning into a nag- that I can keep my husband in line?" The counselor scowled. "Young lady," he said, "your husband …
Burglar
A man was sleeping when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up! Someone is breaking in!" The man had gone through this almost every night for 20 years, and he knew that the only way he would …
Anything You Want
A man comes home from work and is greeted by his wife dressed in a sexy little nightie. "Tie me up," she purrs, "and you can do anything you want." So he ties her up and goes out …
Get a Raise
Doug: Sir, my wife insisted that I ask you for a raise. Boss: In that case, I'll ask my wife if I should give you one.
Border Crossing
Flying home after visiting her daughter in England, Mary arranged to have her husband meet her plane at the Vancouver, B.C. airport. This meant a stop at the border crossing between the United States and Canada, where her …
Chasing the Girls
When Mr. Johnson had reached the age of seventy-five, he suddenly began chasing the young chicks. A neighbor brought this behavior to the attention of his wife. "What are you gonna do about it?" she asked. "Who cares?" …
Heart Condition
One day the wife asked her husband what will he do if she were to die. The husband replied, "I'll also die." The wife asked him, "Why?" Husband replied, "Well, you know I have a heart condition and …
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E de înţeles, trebuie să facă darurile dorite de Crăciun :))
