23 feb.
Husband Coming Home
A husband had just arrived home from a six-month tour of duty. The husband closed the front door and immediately he and his wife were furiously making love upstairs when, suddenly, the wind slammed a door shut somewhere else in the house. The husband said jokingly, „Oh God! NO! That must be your husband coming home.”
And the wife replies without thinking, „No, don’t worry. He’s off in the Navy for six months.”