03 ian.
family
Cum vorbim despre familie
24 mart.
Keep Husband in Line
The weeping wife poured out her heart to the eminent marriage counselor. „Isn’t there some way -without turning into a nag- that I can keep my husband in line?”
The counselor scowled. „Young lady,” he said, „your husband shouldn’t have to wait in line!”
03 feb.
Burglar
A man was sleeping when his wife shook him and said, „Wake up! Someone is breaking in!”
The man had gone through this almost every night for 20 years, and he knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out. This time, however, there was a man with a gun who entered to rob the house.
As the thief was about to leave the man said, „You have to go and meet my wife.”
The thief said, „Why would you want me to meet your wife?”
The man explained, „Well, she’s been expecting you for 20 years.”
29 iul.
Anything You Want
A man comes home from work and is greeted by his wife dressed in a sexy little nightie. „Tie me up,” she purrs, „and you can do anything you want.”
So he ties her up and goes out for a round of golf!”
