Great Bait
To help untangle his fishing gear, John asked his wife and her sister to walk the fishing line across their front yard and hold it taut while he reeled it back in. A man strolling by saw the …
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O mie de definiţii adăugate la Chambers Dictionary
"Underperform" – a face mai puţin decât era de aşteptat ori s-a crezut posibil, folosit tradiţional în legătură cu echipa de fotbal a Angliei – este unul dintre cei 1.000 de termeni adăugaţi în cea de-a treisprezecea ediţie …
Across the Street
Noticing that her husband's relationship with the alluring young miss across the street was becoming more than a little friendly, the suspicious wife awoke one morning to find herself alone in bed. Angered, she dialed her attractive neighbor …
Big Dog
Husband arriving home with an enormous dog to indignant wife who is surrounded by 3 small children: "But I did consult you -- you said a Great Dane was the last thing we needed around here."
Talking about the family
Familia ca temă de discuţie la testul oral, pentru testarea IELTS
Wife’s Law
Aubrey Meek was brought before the court on the charge of refusing to obey a police officer. "Why did you refuse to move on when asked to do so by the officer?" the judge inquired, obviously wondering what …
Cold Front
While working at a local TV station, Tom asked the weatherman what kind of reaction he got at home if he predicted good weather but it rained and spoiled a family outing. "My wife doesn't get mad," he …
Jaguar
The wife had a birthday and her husband wanted to know what she desired. She said she'd like to have a Jaguar. He didn't think it was best for her. But, she begged and begged until he gave …
Small Cottage
"I would like so much to buy a small cottage in the country and spend the rest of my life there with the woman I love." "And why don't you do it?" "My wife is against it."
Bible Study Group
A man was being proselytized by group of friends. "Come join our study group. We want to discuss mankind's relationship to God." "I'm married, I learned long ago that my opinions don't matter." "But, when you die, will …
Insurance Policy
"Darling," said the affectionate husband, "I've insured myself for $1,000,000. If anything happens to me you will be provided for." "Good," said his loving wife, "Now you won't have to call the doctor every time you feel sick."
Allowance
A father asked his 8-year-old son just what he thought he did to earn a weekly allowance. “Well, for one thing,” replied the lad, “I keep your wife occupied all day.”
At a dance
John: I met my wife at a dance. Hector: How romantic! What was the first thing you said to her? John: "I thought you were at home with our kids!"