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Lil’ Johnny’s mother had been away a week at a convention and when she returned home, she was anxious to hear about his week.

„Well, one night we had a thunderstorm, and I was scared, so daddy and me slept together,” her son said.

„Johnny!” said the boy’s French au pair, „Don’t you mean ‘daddy and I’?”

„No!” replied Johnny. „That was Thursday, I’m talking about Monday night.”

As a mother was bribing her little boy with a quarter so he would behave, she said, „Why do I always have to pay you to be good, why can’t you be good for nothing like your dad?”

The 13-year-old had a beau, but it seemed he hung out at her house more for the food than romance.

One afternoon the girl told her mother, „Harry seems more interested in food than me. Is there any kind of perfume that smells like peanut butter?”

The teacher asked: „Little Johnny, if your father earned $100.00 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have?”

Little Johnny replied, „A heart attack!”

Familia ca temă de discuţie la testul oral, pentru testarea IELTS