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When Mary was pregnant, her 5 year old son, Billy, was utterly amazed, and a little bit disbelieving, that his sister was growing in his mom’s tummy. So one day when the baby was especially active, she sked Billy to place his tiny hands on her tummy to feel the baby kick. But when he did, the baby was suddenly still.

„Oh, Billy, she must have decided to take a nap,” shrugged Mary.

„A nap?” Billy marveled. „You mean there’s a bed in there too?!”

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One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother’s broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch.

His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy about the broom and he told her where it was. She then asked him to please go get it.

The little boy informed his mom that he was afraid of the dark and didn’t want to go out to get the broom. His mother smiled and said, „The Lord is out there too, don’t be afraid.”

The little boy opened the back door a little and said, „Lord if you’re out there, hand me the broom.”

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