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The mother was concerned that perhaps her daughter was not only not quite as chaste as she should be, but lately, didn’t even seem to be selective. Trying to open a conversation on the subject of morals she asked, „Susan, do you know where bad girls go?”

„Sure Mom.” the daughter replied. „Anywhere they want…!”

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After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.

As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, „Who was THAT?”

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Justin, 7, had been ill, requiring several doctors’ visits and tests before a specialist came up with the final diagnosis and treatment. Afterwards, his mother asked him if he understood what the doctor had explained to him.

„No,” replied Justin, „not really.”

„Okay,” his mother replied, „The doctor said you started with a virus…”

At which Justin interrupted to ask, „Does that mean I need a new motherboard?”