02 iun.
Little Johnny’s Homework
„Little Johnny, did your mother help you with your homework last night?” the teacher asked.
„No, she did it all,” he replied.
21 oct.
Mean Mother
Little Sam was out shopping with his mother, something he didn’t like very much. But when they passed a toy store, Sam came to life. He saw a new toy in the window that he didn’t have but wanted. Sam begged, pleaded and nagged but to no avail. He got so rude that his mother firmly said, „I’m very sorry Sam, but we didn’t come out to buy you a toy.”
Sam angrily said, „I’ve never met a woman as mean as you.”
Holding his hand gently, she replied, „Sam, darling, one day you’ll get married and then you will … you really will, I promise you.”
26 aug.
Art Museum
„With a single stroke of a brush,” said the art teacher, taking his class around the National Gallery, „Joshua Reynolds could change a smiling face to a frowning one.”
„That’s nothing,” said Little Johnny, „So can my mother.”