Be Good for Nothing
As a mother was bribing her little boy with a quarter so he would behave, she said, "Why do I always have to pay you to be good, why can't you be good for nothing like your dad?"
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mother
Peanut Butter
The 13-year-old had a beau, but it seemed he hung out at her house more for the food than romance. One afternoon the girl told her mother, "Harry seems more interested in food than me. Is there any …
Dad’s Money
The teacher asked: "Little Johnny, if your father earned $100.00 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have?" Little Johnny replied, "A heart attack!"
Talking about the family
Familia ca temă de discuţie la testul oral, pentru testarea IELTS
Baby Nap
When Mary was pregnant, her 5 year old son, Billy, was utterly amazed, and a little bit disbelieving, that his sister was growing in his mom's tummy. So one day when the baby was especially active, she sked …
Playing Horsey
One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning …
Mulţumiri mamei
Un fel de condamnare pe viaţă pentru că nu i-a ars de învăţat :D
Home Early
Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?" Son: "Who threw the eraser at the Principal?"
Present for Mother
The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap. Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, …
