A husband had just arrived home from a six-month tour of duty. The husband closed the front door and immediately he and his wife were furiously making love upstairs when, suddenly, the wind slammed a door shut somewhere else in the house. The husband said jokingly, „Oh God! NO! That must be your husband coming home.”

And the wife replies without thinking, „No, don’t worry. He’s off in the Navy for six months.”

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One evening, Aspazia drew her husband, Myrddin’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How loving they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don’t you do that?” she asked.

Myrddin replied, „I tried once but she slapped me.”

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The weeping wife poured out her heart to the eminent marriage counselor. „Isn’t there some way -without turning into a nag- that I can keep my husband in line?”

The counselor scowled. „Young lady,” he said, „your husband shouldn’t have to wait in line!”