Big Dog
Husband arriving home with an enormous dog to indignant wife who is surrounded by 3 small children: "But I did consult you -- you said a Great Dane was the last thing we needed around here."
Etichetă
husband
Talking about the family
Familia ca temă de discuţie la testul oral, pentru testarea IELTS
Buried Husband
Nina met Rosey at the grocery store one day. Nina sympathetically said, "Oh, Rosey, I was so sorry to hear that you buried your husband the other day." Rosey replied, "I had to, he was dead."
Bad News During Lunch
In the middle of lunch, Mrs. Slotnick is interrupted by a committee of workmen who report that her husband has just been badly wounded on the job and is in critical condition at the hospital. She does not …
He Thinks He’s a Refrigerator
Shortly after the honeymoon was over and Cheri had relocated to Indiana, her husband's home, she found it necessary to find a psychiatrist. Cheri implored him, "Doctor, you've got to do something about Norm, my new husband, I'm …
Jaguar
The wife had a birthday and her husband wanted to know what she desired. She said she'd like to have a Jaguar. He didn't think it was best for her. But, she begged and begged until he gave …
Atenţionare pentru soţii
"Cumpărăturile împreună cu soţul sunt precum vânătoarea împreună cu pădurarul" - dar în original e mai savuros :))
Insurance Policy
"Darling," said the affectionate husband, "I've insured myself for $1,000,000. If anything happens to me you will be provided for." "Good," said his loving wife, "Now you won't have to call the doctor every time you feel sick."
Amenajări interioare
"Soţii care aleg culori trebuie să aibă un bileţel scris de soţie" :))
