A young boy comes running down the street looking for a cop. He finds one and then begs, „Please, officer, come back to the bar with me, my father’s in a fight.”
Well, they get back to the bar and there’s three guys fighting like you wouldn’t believe. After a while the cop turns to the kid and says, „Okay, which one’s your father?”
The kid looks up at the cop and says, „I don’t know officer, that’s what they’re fighting about.”
Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Harold’s violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.
The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, „For Pete’s sake, can’t you play something the dog doesn’t know?!”
The teacher asked: „Little Johnny, if your father earned $100.00 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have?”
Little Johnny replied, „A heart attack!”
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