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Relaţii de familie şi de apartenenţă

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.

“Great,” Little Johnny replied.

“Did you and your father have a good time?” asked his mother.

“Yeah, Daddy especially liked it,” exclaimed Little Johnny excitedly, especially when one of the animals came racing home at 30 to 1!”

„What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.

„He’s a magician, Ma’am,” said Little Johnny.

„How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?” she asked.

„He saws people in half,” answered Little Johnny.

„Gosh that’s exciting. Next question. Any brothers or sisters?” continued the secretary.

„Three half brothers and two half sisters.” replied Little Johnny.

Relaţiile dintre membrii familiei

A father asked his 8-year-old son just what he thought he did to earn a weekly allowance.

“Well, for one thing,” replied the lad, “I keep your wife occupied all day.”