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Magician’s Family
„What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.
„He’s a magician, Ma’am,” said Little Johnny.
„How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?” she asked.
„He saws people in half,” answered Little Johnny.
„Gosh that’s exciting. Next question. Any brothers or sisters?” continued the secretary.
„Three half brothers and two half sisters.” replied Little Johnny.