Lucian Velea
Eskimo Girl
Then there was the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
Cum să nu le mai încurci vreodată
Soluţia radicală pentru vechea problemă cu "lay" şi "lie" :D
Carats
Two cuties were comparing notes concerning their latest boyfriends. The first said, "He took me to his condo in Ocean City and showed me all these expensive jewels. There was an emerald-cut diamond of at least five carats, …
Când vezi o fată frumoasă…
...nici nu mai poţi traduce ca lumea :))
abacot
Cuvintele apar într-o limbă prin derivare din cuvinte existente, prin împrumut dintr-o altă limbă (adesea distorsionate), ori prin... modalităţi aparte. Uneori chiar năucitor de aparte. Prin secolul al XV-lea, englezii purtau acel tip de pălărie pe care o …
Optometrist Charges
An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer: "As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.' If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the frames. …