Autor
Lucian Velea
Dictionary
A man was searching the dictionary for the word "dictionary". He found this meaning: "Dictionary is the thing you are holding, stupid." Wondering what the definition of "stupid" was, he searched for the word "stupid". He found: "Is …
How Do You Spell
Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? John: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L. Teacher: No, that's wrong. John: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
Adam and Eve
A German, a Frenchman, and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve strolling in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their stoicism," muses the German. "They must be German." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. …