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Lucian Velea
30 aug.
Dead Husband
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other’s health, one asked how the other’s husband was doing.
„Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to cut a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!”
„Oh dear! I’m very sorry,” replied her friend, „What did you do?”
„Called and had a pizza delivered instead.”
17 mai
Wrong House
An old fellow was snoozing away contentedly when he was startled awake by the doorbell. He staggered off the couch to make his way to the door. There stood a gorgeous young woman.
„Oh my goodness,” the pretty young thing exclaimed, „I’m at the wrong house.”
„Sweetheart, you’re at the right house,” the old guy assured her. „But you’re forty years too late.”
17 mai
Delivery Room
The woman was in labor in the delivery room with her husband at her side coaching her just the way he learned in the Lamaze class.
It seemed like an eternity before the doctor finally announced, „I’ve got the head now; just a few more minutes.”
„Is it a girl or boy?” the husband asked excitedly.
The doctor replied, „It’s hard to tell by the ears.”