22 ian.
Pare miere
Adevărul este că nu ştii ce mănânci 
Lucian Velea
18 ian.
Adam and Eve
A German, a Frenchman, and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve strolling in the Garden of Eden.
„Look at their reserve, their stoicism,” muses the German. „They must be German.”
„Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. „They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, the are French.”
„No clothes, no shelter.” The Russian points out, „they only have an apple to eat, and they’re being told this is paradise. They are Russian!”
