Autor
Lucian Velea
Carry-on Luggage
Explaining luggage regulations to passengers can be aggravating for flight attendants. One day a woman tried to board with an enormous bag. The lead flight attendant told her why it would not fit, but the woman argued that …
Good Old Days
Grandpa John was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular... "When I was a boy, my momma could send me to the store, and I'd get a ham, a …
Military Medals
At a diplomatic reception, the Mexican general appeared in a magnificent uniform, liberally bespattered with medals and decorations. "That's most impressive," said the US ambassador. "Tell me, general, what did you get all those for?" "In your money," …
