Lucian Velea
Travel & Sex
A guy walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?" She said, "Do you like sex?" He said, "Of course I like sex." She said, "Do …
A apărut Lexica 2018.0
Dicţionarele Lexica, cele mai eficiente dicţionare român-englez, au primit recent o actualizare. Noua versiune aduce o serie de îmbunătăţiri interne, dar şi corecţii pentru câteva bug-uri observate în ultima vreme. Dezvoltarea acestor aplicaţii continuă, în special în ceea …
Late for Work
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival, it caused …
Engaged to Doctor
There was a pretty nurse named Carol who broke her engagement to a doctor. She was explaining everything to a friend. "Do you mean to say," exclaimed Cindy, "that the bum asked you to give back the ring …