Lucian Velea

07 ian.

Suport pentru prosop

Prosoapele din inox se pot spăla la maşina de spălat? :))

inox

06 ian.

Condom

O localitate în care te simţi în siguranţă :)

condom

05 ian.

Curăţare avansată

Este un proces tehnologic, nu te gândi la prostii (dacă poţi) :D

hole cleaning

04 ian.

Micul dejun la pat

D-asta unii îşi fac bucătării spaţioase? :))

breakfast in bed

01 ian.

Ears

Christmas was over. Santa and his reindeer finally had a chance to rest. And they deserved it. They had done a good job.

Rudolph had a chance to do something he had wanted to do for a long time. He made an appointment with a plastic surgeon because he was so sensitive about his looks.

However, it wasn’t his glowing proboscis that he wanted changed. He was proud of his nose and the help he had given Santa because of it. No, he was sensitive about his long ears, which were much more prominent than the ears of the average reindeer, or bear, for that matter.

So one week after Christmas, he let the good doctor do the reconstructive surgical procedure, and since that time, January 1st has been celebrated as… New Ears Day.

01 ian.

Fericire instant

O reţetă simplă :))

instant

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