24 Iun

Baby Stork

Two storks are sitting in their nest – a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying so the father stork is trying to calm him. „Don’t worry, son. Your mother will come back. She’s only bringing people babies and making them happy.”

The next night, it’s father’s turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, and the baby stork is crying again. The mother says, „Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he’s bringing joy to new mommies and daddies.”

A few days later, the stork’s parents are desperate because their son has been absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he’s been all night. The baby stork says, „Nowhere. Just scaring the crap out of college students!”

24 Iun

Problemă de căminist

Ce s-ar face fără prieteni?! :D

virginity

24 Iun

Fireball

Cântecul interpretat de Pitbull & John Ryan

23 Iun

DOOM 2: microcip – microfonistă

* microcip (mi-cro-cip) apare ca noutate, substantiv netru cu pluralul microcipuri

* microcircuit este substantiv neutru cu pluralul microcircuite

! microcosmos se desparte mi-cro-cos-mos; e substantiv neutru cu pluralul microcosmosuri

* microelectronică este substantiv feminin cu genitiv-dativul microelectronicii

* microfonist este masculin cu pluralul microfoniști. Corespondentul feminin este *microfonistă, cu genitiv-dativul microfonistei și pluralul microfoniste

23 Iun

Diferit

I s-a pleoştit băţul lui d

aifferent

23 Iun

In the afternoon

Activităţi în a doua parte a zilei

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