It was Judi’s first plane trip. Boarding the aircraft she settled into a window seat in the non-smoking section. A man came over and politely said, „Ma’am, you’re in my seat.”

„Go away and find another seat!” Judi replied.

He said, „Okay, fine, you fly the plane.”

Conversaţie la un meci de fotbal american

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.

She thinks to herself, „Here’s another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat,” so she pushes him back onto the seat.

A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is still insulted so she refuses to let him up again.

Finally, the man says, „Look, lady, you’ve got to let me get up. I’m twelve blocks past my stop already.”

Discuţie despre sălile de clasă

Exersăm pronunția

Four local, but unmistakable VIP’s arrived for dinner at a New York hotel right at the busiest time. There was no table available and they were kept waiting in the lobby.

The hotel manager spotted them and hurried over to the maitre d’hotel. „Do you realize just who you’ve got waiting in the lobby to be seated?” he asked.

„Indeed I do.” the maitre d’hotel replied. „I’ve already been told four times, sir.”