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Oare cum arată când nu este într-o bună dispoziţie?

A man started to snore in his seat at the opera. „Please stop your snoring,” the usher pleaded. „You are disturbing the others…”

„Look, buddy,” the man said angrily, „I paid for this seat and I’ll do whatever I want!”

„Yes, sir,” replied the usher. „But please be considerate… you are keeping everybody awake!”

Tradiţia spaniolă

The blonde was complaining to one of her friends.

„It was terrible!” she said. „I had to change seats five times at the movie last night!”

„Why?” asked her friend. „Did some guy bother you?”

„Yeah,” she said, „eventually!”

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