The Cure
A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped …
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Eskimo Girl
Then there was the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
Opposites Attract
"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common," said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earth did you get married?" "I suppose it was the old business of 'opposites attract'," was the reply. …
Big Belly
Carolyn was down at the Carolina shore and was walking along the water's edge, when she came upon a man with a rather large belly who was sun bathing on the beach. Feeling a bit down on the …
Pregnant
"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. …
Baby Nap
When Mary was pregnant, her 5 year old son, Billy, was utterly amazed, and a little bit disbelieving, that his sister was growing in his mom's tummy. So one day when the baby was especially active, she sked …
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Baby Doctor
Nancy's nephew was 4 when she was pregnant with her first baby. She allowed him to place his hand on her belly and feel the baby kick. His little face scrunched and said, "How does the baby get …
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Pregnant
"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she …