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When Mary was pregnant, her 5 year old son, Billy, was utterly amazed, and a little bit disbelieving, that his sister was growing in his mom’s tummy. So one day when the baby was especially active, she sked Billy to place his tiny hands on her tummy to feel the baby kick. But when he did, the baby was suddenly still.

„Oh, Billy, she must have decided to take a nap,” shrugged Mary.

„A nap?” Billy marveled. „You mean there’s a bed in there too?!”

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Nancy’s nephew was 4 when she was pregnant with her first baby. She allowed him to place his hand on her belly and feel the baby kick. His little face scrunched and said, „How does the baby get out of there?”

She wanted to keep it simple so she said, „The doctor will help.”

His eyes widened in amazement as he exclaimed, „You’ve got a doctor in there, too?”

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„Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher.

The small boy wrote: „The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.”

The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. „Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked.

„Sure,” said the young student confidently. „Means carrying a child.”