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Shortly after the honeymoon was over and Cheri had relocated to Indiana, her husband’s home, she found it necessary to find a psychiatrist. Cheri implored him, „Doctor, you’ve got to do something about Norm, my new husband, I’m afraid he thinks he’s a refrigerator!”

The doctor reassured Cheri, „I wouldn’t worry too much about it, dear” the doctor replied. „A lot of people have harmless delusions. I’m sure it may be because of all the stress involved in the wedding and the move and I am quite sure it will pass.”

„But you don’t understand,” Cheri insisted. „He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake.”

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The wife had a birthday and her husband wanted to know what she desired. She said she’d like to have a Jaguar. He didn’t think it was best for her.

But, she begged and begged until he gave in and got her one.

It ate her.