husband
Broken Plates
Reisha was on the phone to Marina crying her eyes out as if her heart would break. "What's wrong, Reisha?" Marina asked. "My good China plates! My husband broke them!" she sobbed. "He must have really been mad. …
Formal
One night as she prepared for bed, Jill rubbed her hands with petroleum jelly and covered them with an old pair of white gloves. As she sat in bed reading a book with her gloves on, her husband …
Grieving Widow
A lawyer was trying to console a weeping widow. Her husband had passed away without a will. "Did the deceased have any last words?" asked the lawyer. "You mean right before he died?" sobbed the widow. "Yes," replied …
Mother’s Visit
Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband. "Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitation to come and stay, as we …
Husband Coming Home
A husband had just arrived home from a six-month tour of duty. The husband closed the front door and immediately he and his wife were furiously making love upstairs when, suddenly, the wind slammed a door shut somewhere …
Kiss
One evening, Aspazia drew her husband, Myrddin’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How loving they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don’t you do that?” she asked. …
Keep Husband in Line
The weeping wife poured out her heart to the eminent marriage counselor. "Isn't there some way -without turning into a nag- that I can keep my husband in line?" The counselor scowled. "Young lady," he said, "your husband …
Kill the Umpire
At one game, a lady kept up a steady flow of threats at the umpire. No matter what was happening on the field, she kept yelling, "Kill the umpire! Kill the umpire!" This went on for an hour. …
Border Crossing
Flying home after visiting her daughter in England, Mary arranged to have her husband meet her plane at the Vancouver, B.C. airport. This meant a stop at the border crossing between the United States and Canada, where her …
Phone Home
A woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang. In going to answer it, she tripped on her rug, grabbed for something to hold on to and seized the telephone table. It fell over with …
Heart Condition
One day the wife asked her husband what will he do if she were to die. The husband replied, "I'll also die." The wife asked him, "Why?" Husband replied, "Well, you know I have a heart condition and …
O mie de definiţii adăugate la Chambers Dictionary
"Underperform" – a face mai puţin decât era de aşteptat ori s-a crezut posibil, folosit tradiţional în legătură cu echipa de fotbal a Angliei – este unul dintre cei 1.000 de termeni adăugaţi în cea de-a treisprezecea ediţie …
Moving Furniture
Co-workers sympathized as a woman complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture. "Why don't you wait till your husband gets home?" someone asked. "I could," she told the group, "but the couch is easier to …