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Behind the Church
The preacher got up in church one Sunday morning and told the congregation, "Brothers and sisters, we are going to have to do something about people parking behind the church at night. I was out there this morning …
Praying with the Sick
A young boy called the pastor of a local "corner" church to ask the pastor to come by to pray for his mother who had been very ill with the flu. The pastor knew the family and was …
Repairing the Fence
The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing nearby for a long while. The priest asks him: "Do you want to speak with me, my son?" "No, I'm just waiting." "Waiting for what?" "Waiting to …
Pass the Hat
A hat was passed around a church congregation to take up an offering for the visiting minister. Presently it was returned to him... embarrassingly empty. Slowly the parson inverted the hat and shook it meaningfully. Then raising his …
Chatting Minister
At a church event, our minister stood chatting with a young couple, thinking he had recently christened their baby. "So, are you two finally getting some sleep at night?" he asked. With their stuttering reply, he realized his …
Good Deed
A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. …
Give Them What They Want
A very unpopular but powerful lawyer died. Two of his "friends" saw the obituary notice and decided to go to his funeral. When they arrived, they found the church very crowded. "My heavens!" said one. "Look at all …
Bowls of Money
A small boy stunned his parents after church one Sunday when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters. Finally his mother asked the obvious question, "Where did you get all that money?" "At Sunday …
Cookies
During the church service, the minister invited the young children to join him near the altar for the "Children's Moments Sermon". One day, with seven small children in attendance, he spoke about the ingredients required to make up …
Povestea Crărciunului
Origine, simboluri şi vocabular specific
Combinaţii de sunete
Exersarea unor sunete de bază combinate
Religie
Îmbogăţirea vocabularului în limba engleză despre religii, cu explicarea câtorva termeni specifici
Pe stradă
Denumiri în limba engleză pentru diferite lucruri care pot fi văzute prin oraş
