At a church event, our minister stood chatting with a young couple, thinking he had recently christened their baby. „So, are you two finally getting some sleep at night?” he asked.

With their stuttering reply, he realized his mistake. They were the couple he had married six weeks earlier.

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A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt.

The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man’s hand. Overjoyed, the man got up and left the church.

The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed, „And now, Lord, that I have your undivided attention…”

A very unpopular but powerful lawyer died. Two of his „friends” saw the obituary notice and decided to go to his funeral. When they arrived, they found the church very crowded.

„My heavens!” said one. „Look at all these people. How do you explain it?”

„Well,” said the other, „Give people what they want and they will all show up.”

Discuţie despre religie

A small boy stunned his parents after church one Sunday when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters.

Finally his mother asked the obvious question, „Where did you get all that money?”

„At Sunday school,” the boy replied nonchalantly. „They have bowls of it.”