Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor’s fashion?

The patient used it for two years as a railroad pass.

Twice it got him into Radio City Music Hall, and once into Yankee Stadium.

It came in handy as a letter from his employer to the cashier to increase his salary.

And to top it off, his daughter played it on the piano and won a scholarship to the Curtis Music Conservatory.

Discuţie la supermarket

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Conversaţie la benzinărie

The pretty blonde cashier at the Giant Grocery Store told her manager she needed some time off to rest-up because she wasn’t looking her best.

„Nonsense!” he said, „You look fine!”

„No way!!!” replied the blonde. „The men are beginning to count their change now.”

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