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A customer moves away from a bank window, counts his change, and then goes back and says to the cashier, „Hey, you gave me the wrong change!”

Cashier: „Sir, you stepped away from the counter. We don’t make corrections after you leave. There’s nothing I can do about it now. That’s the policy of this bank!”

Customer: „Well, okay. Just thought you’d like to know you gave me twenty dollars too much. Bye.”

The bank robbers had tied and gagged the bank cashier after extracting the combination to the safe and had herded the other employees into a separate room under guard.

After they had rifled the safe and were about to leave, the cashier made desperate pleading noises through the gag. Moved by curiosity, one of the burglars loosed the gag.

„Please,” whispered the cashier, „take the books, too. I’m $8,500 short.”

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