15 mai
„How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?” demanded the policeman.
The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a low moan.
His distress was so great that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit.
„Aw, come now,” he said, „you don’t have to take it so hard. It isn’t that serious.”
„It isn’t?” cried the motorist. „What happened to my boat and trailer?”
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15 mart.
A blonde called in a repairman to fix her electric clock. He examined it and told her, „There’s nothing wrong with the clock. You didn’t have it plugged in.”
She replied, „I don’t want to waste electricity, so I only plug it in when I want to know what time it is.”
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29 nov.
O etichetă pusă la fix 

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