A German, a Frenchman, and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve strolling in the Garden of Eden.

„Look at their reserve, their stoicism,” muses the German. „They must be German.”

„Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. „They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, the are French.”

„No clothes, no shelter.” The Russian points out, „they only have an apple to eat, and they’re being told this is paradise. They are Russian!”

One night Eve was done with her chores, so she settled down to watch the galactic show on the sky that night. A fine display of shooting stars of every size and color. Adam was rather late coming home. He entered the gardens’ back entrance, being quiet so as not to disturb her viewing. When he sat down next to her to watch the show, she asked why he was so late. Was he seeing someone else?

Adam lovingly told Eve that she was the only woman in the entire universe for him, and he had eyes for none other than Eve and only Eve. She apologized and made a fuss about it, telling Adam that she trusted him completely. She then rolled over and pretended to sleep. When she heard Adam begin to snore, she turned to him and very very carefully, counted each of his ribs.

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. „You’re running around with other women,” she charged.

„You’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. „You’re the only woman on earth.”

The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. „What do you think you’re doing?” Adam demanded.
„Counting your ribs,” said Eve.

A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it closely. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.

„Momma, look what I found,” the boy called out.

„What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked.

With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered: „I think it’s Adam’s underwear!”

Englezul: Au fost englezi. Numai un gentlemen adevărat poate oferi jumătate din singurul măr doamnei sale!
Francezul: Au fost cu siguranţă francezi. Numai o franţuzoaică este atât de dornică de amor, încât să se ofere pentru doar jumătate de măr!
Chinezul: E clar că au fost chinezi. Numai o pereche de chinezi poate să populeze tot pământul!
Românul: Ba erau români. Stăteau în fundul gol pe pietre, nu aveau decât un măr pe care trebuiau să-l împartă între ei, dar credeau că sunt în rai!