09 iul.
Booking a Hotel Room
Rezervarea unei camere de hotel
Rezultate
15 iun.
Looking Better
Over a pleasant evening meal, Bill, John, and Doug were discussing going to the gym and the various effects of working out.
Doug said that it was possible to get „pectoral inserts” for the „reasonable” cost of $6000.
Bill snickered, looked completely aghast and commented, „For $6000 you could get a personal trainer and get the same result without surgery.”
John replied, „For $6000 you could get a woman who doesn’t care what you look like.”
11 mai
Parking Space
While walking through a parking lot, a man tripped and fell flat on his face. As he was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, „Are you hurt?”
„No, I’m fine,” he said, touched by her concern.
„Oh, good,” she continued. „So will you be vacating your parking space now?”
27 dec.
„Through the Looking-Glass” de Lewis Carroll
| Child of the pure unclouded brow And dreaming eyes of wonder! Though time be fleet, and I and thou Are half a life asunder, Thy loving smile will surely hail The love-gift of a fairy-tale. |
Copil cu fruntea pură, făr’ de nor, Şi cu minuni în ochi de vise plini! Deşi-i fugară vremea – eu cobor, Pe când tu sui mereu, cu paşii lini – Surâsul tău cu drag va-ntâmpina Darul iubirii în povestea mea. |