Umor
Spend the Weekend
Mary: I've known this really nice man for a while now. I'm thinking of spending the weekend with him. Jill: Mary, you know it's a sin to engage in premarital sex. Mary: Yeah, but it's not premarital sex …
Magazin alimentar
Oare de ce nu crede lumea că au bunătăţi apetisante? :D
Great Bait
To help untangle his fishing gear, John asked his wife and her sister to walk the fishing line across their front yard and hold it taut while he reeled it back in. A man strolling by saw the …
Instrucţiuni
O fi un test: dacă nu ştii să aranjezi cuvintele în ordinea corectă, oricum nu contează :))
Be Good for Nothing
As a mother was bribing her little boy with a quarter so he would behave, she said, "Why do I always have to pay you to be good, why can't you be good for nothing like your dad?"










