15 aug.

Spend the Weekend

Mary: I’ve known this really nice man for a while now. I’m thinking of spending the weekend with him.

Jill: Mary, you know it’s a sin to engage in premarital sex.

Mary: Yeah, but it’s not premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

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